Don’t Let the Doorknob Hit You Where the Good Lord Split You
July 31st, 2012 by slangon

I can’t even begin to explain how happy it makes me knowing that this guy is out of the N.L. East. And I’m not saying that in a “Geez, that guy always kills us. Good thing he’s gone” kind of way. It’s more in a “Geez that guy is a dick. Good thing he’s gone” kind of way.

Good luck all the way on the other side of the continent, Shane. And to the Dodgers: May God have mercy on your souls.

One Response to “Don’t Let the Doorknob Hit You Where the Good Lord Split You”

  1. That guy is the biggest pain in the Braves’ ass. While I am glad he’s out of Philly, I wish like damn he had gone to the AL. If the Braves do end up in the playoffs this year I’m scared to death we’ll end up playing the Dodgers and have to deal with HIM again.

    Aaaargh, I hates him. I hates him SO MUCH

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