Happy America Day, America
July 4th, 2011 by slangon

235 years ago today, the American colonists sent a letter to England and that letter read, “Dear England, Piss off. Love, America.”

Now I’m going to cook some animal flesh over an open flame outside, drink way too much Budweiser, play catch with my son, and when the sun goes down, I’m going to blow some stuff up. Happy Birthday, America.

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